Published Thursday, May 25, 2006 by Jon.
Today is a sad day for gay Red Sox nation. Hottie GM Theo Epstein is officially engaged
to long time friend Marie Whitney. Unfortunately, this means that Theo is officially off the market. Who does this girl think she is? Her name is Whitney but she ain't no Houston. Thanks to her, my future husband will never know that he could have been my future husband.
Hey Theo, now that you're taken, can you at least help a brother out and sign someone hot who we can obsess over?
Published Monday, May 01, 2006 by Jon.
Tim Wakefield is going to be a whole lot happier tonight. The Red Sox have reacquired catcher Doug Mirabelli
from the San Diego Padres. Hopefully Doug will hopefully help to produce some runs for Wake as well (even though he is only batting .182 this season). Let's make sure that Johnny-D is not the only person who gets a standing ovation tonight!
(oh, and check out his rookie card....is that a jean shirt he's wearing?)